Galapagos Gone Wild: When Utopia Bites Back

I couldn't stop coming up with titles. Honorable mentions: "Paradise Lost, Found, and Fumbled" and "Steel Teeth and Crazy Panties: A Tropical Tragicomedy."

Dear History Cranks and Fiends,

It's my pleasure to present an original essay by Abbott Kahler, the New York Times bestselling author of "Eden Undone: A True Story of Sex, Murder, and Utopia at the D…