LL Cool Cal I: The Mechanical Horse That Rocked the 30th President—3x a day

One senator proposed renaming it “Foreign Policy,” since it had no head or tail.

Me: Apropos of nothing, it’s LL Cool Cal week. Expect tax cuts, naps, and a raccoon in the residence.
You: …As it should be.

I’m afraid I’m on a Calvin Coolidge kick…again. Don’t worry, it’ll pass far …